Homosexual or not?

Ska-teboarding · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:44 am

Say a person was passed out on a couch. If you slapped them in the face with your balls would that make you, the person who hit them, homosexual?

Comrade Rurik · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:46 am

Kr3w Skating: I carried her boyfriend up to bed cuz he was so drunk
Kr3w Skating: I slapped him in the face with my balls
Kr3w Skating: I cant believe hes going out with her
xRobsxEdgex: that's borderline gay shit
Kr3w Skating: haha
Kr3w Skating: I slapped two people with my balls
Kr3w Skating: thats funny as f*ck
xRobsxEdgex: no, that's some deep-seeded homosexual shit

lengthtoavoid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:01 am

nope...not gay. Just funny.

speaking of balls -- a few weeks back, my brother sends me a link for free king james bibles on the portland craigslist....my first reaction is: WHY???

In the corner of the picture, my brother claimed was someone's nut. I contested this fact, saying it was obviously some guy's old vieny knuckle holding up the book...

Later in the day after much back and forth, he stopped up to get coffee in my office (we work in the same building) and my coworker, the web designer, was sitting at his desk so we thought it prudent to settle the dispute over the ballsack (or knuckle) by asking him to view the craigslist posting.

We load up portland craigslist and manually try to find it by going to their page and typing in "free bible". We find a new posting for free bibles, though we are sure that is not the byline previously used. We select it. and my friend hits the floor laughing as, without question, THERE IS SOMEONES HUGE ASS BALLSACK SITTING SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIBLE.

no question now..my brother was right..it wasn't a vieny knuckle.

craiglist took down the post within 45 min.

aka_twitch · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:40 pm

Ska-teboarding wrote:

Say a person was passed out on a couch. If you slapped them in the face with your balls would that make you, the person who hit them, homosexual?

that registers like a 0.4 on the Kinsey scale

Ska-teboarding · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:05 pm

TrevoRoverT · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:47 pm

not gay

Mike · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:52 pm

Jemaine!

Ska-teboarding · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:53 pm

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues

Mike · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:23 pm

Do they smoke grass in space bowie? Or do they smoke astroturf?

adamargyle · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:20 pm **Posts:** 283

your beard is good.

lengthtoavoid · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:50 am

lengthtoavoid wrote:

nope...not gay. Just funny.

speaking of balls -- a few weeks back, my brother sends me a link for free king james bibles on the portland craigslist....my first reaction is: WHY???

In the corner of the picture, my brother claimed was someone's nut. I contested this fact, saying it was obviously some guy's old vieny knuckle holding up the book...

Later in the day after much back and forth, he stopped up to get coffee in my office (we work in the same building) and my coworker, the web designer, was sitting at his desk so we thought it prudent to settle the dispute over the ballsack (or knuckle) by asking him to view the craigslist posting.

We load up portland craigslist and manually try to find it by going to their page and typing in "free bible". We find a new posting for free bibles, though we are sure that is not the byline previously used. We select it. and my friend hits the floor laughing as, without question, THERE IS SOMEONES HUGE ASS BALLSACK SITTING SQUARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIBLE.

no question now..my brother was right..it wasn't a vieny knuckle.

craiglist took down the post within 45 min.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/bks/587209361.html

YO ITS BACK! BLAM BALZACK IN YER EYE!

aka_twitch · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:05 pm

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That didn't last long.

Maybe it's a new trend, like reflectoporn

Call For Fire · **Posted:** Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:13 am

There's nothing gay about wanting to get your dick sucked! You're gay for sucking it!

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