LaZy wrote:
More on the topic of stupid people: the girls next door set off the fire alarm with the smoke from straighening their hair. I will never understand why people allow their hair to burn for any sake.
Another fire alarm was set off my dudes spraying a smelly rug with axe and getting it on the smoke detector which set it off cause axe is a fogger apparently.[/img]
"LINANCY" Heheh. (Sorry, I'm a spelling/grammar nazi)
Ok, my roommate in college was a raging alcoholic. The first night back from winter break, he and a friend of his got shitfaced, and while trying to shake free a snack from the snack machine in the next building, crashed through the glass. They proceeded to loot the machine of all its contents, including ... Trojans.
Another time, my girlfriend came up to visit for a couple days. He was going to stay somewhere else for the night. He came in at about 2:30am (I had an 8am class) while we were sleeping. As he was creeping over towards my bed, I lifted my head up just in time to see him drop a half-dead lobster on my g/f's head. I snatched it just after it hit her, threw it at him, and yelled at him to get the f*ck out. Turns out he had SHOPLIFTED THE LOBSTER. He stuck his hand in the tank, pulled it out, and put it IN HIS PANTS. I am not kidding.
Soon after that, he got himself thrown out of school.