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More on the topic of stupid people: the girls next door set off the fire alarm with the smoke from straighening their hair. I will never understand why people allow their hair to burn for any sake.

Another fire alarm was set off my dudes spraying a smelly rug with axe and getting it on the smoke detector which set it off cause axe is a fogger apparently.[/img]

my freshman year someone set off a smoke detector ot 4:30 AM trying unsuccessfully to make ramen. Who does that? Luckily, I was awake and knew what was going on, so prior to going outside into the sub-zero temperature and 2 feet of snow, I went back to my room, threw pants, a sweatshirt, a coat, and boots on...then went out...

Last year someone blew up our microwave trying to make chicken nuggets.

How do you f*ck that up?

someone in my friend's dorm set it on fire by accidently spilling water on her vibrator.............

"LINANCY" Heheh. (Sorry, I'm a spelling/grammar nazi)

Ok, my roommate in college was a raging alcoholic. The first night back from winter break, he and a friend of his got shitfaced, and while trying to shake free a snack from the snack machine in the next building, crashed through the glass. They proceeded to loot the machine of all its contents, including ... Trojans.

Another time, my girlfriend came up to visit for a couple days. He was going to stay somewhere else for the night. He came in at about 2:30am (I had an 8am class) while we were sleeping. As he was creeping over towards my bed, I lifted my head up just in time to see him drop a half-dead lobster on my g/f's head. I snatched it just after it hit her, threw it at him, and yelled at him to get the f*ck out. Turns out he had SHOPLIFTED THE LOBSTER. He stuck his hand in the tank, pulled it out, and put it IN HIS PANTS. I am not kidding.

Soon after that, he got himself thrown out of school.

I have no idea why spell check didn't get that, someone mentioned it earlier.

My friend was coming back from a party, and a guy he was with wanted to shut up the juice machine that would never stop beeping. He kicked the glass panel. That shut it up, but also sliced his leg up pretty badly.

Seems like college is a blast.

And all I ever did was cut class to smoke and play euchre. Silly me.

I didn't start seriously drinking until two years after I dropped out.

DID ANYONE MISS THE FACT THAT HE STUFFED A LIVE LOBSTER DOWN HIS PANTS?

Lobsters in stores generally have the little rubber bands on their claws, don't they?

Anyway, yeah, I laughed a LOT when I read that.

Yay I can't wait for Cornell.
Turning in my application sometime within the next couple weeks.
*crosses fingers*

How do you add to or top that?

You could have the movie go on after the world blows up, but what's the point?

You could stuff fireworks down your pants and light them. That would be more badass.

Anyone dumb enough to do that is doing the world a favor.

yesterday my friend was paid $15 to roller blade around campus. he was wearing spandex with a thong over it, an orange middy shirt, a courdoroy hat and a pyramid belt on his shoulders. he also had to sing we are the champions by queen. for an additional few dollars he asked a random ugly girl for her number while he was dressed in this ridiculous manner. she gave it to him. he ended it all with a spectacular fall at the bottom of a hill.

on a side note this same kid took a bad fall a week ago that he had to go to the hospital for. he will have a nice scar on his fave from that one.