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| Author: | LaZy [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:12 pm ] |
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 More on the topic of stupid people: the girls next door set off the fire alarm with the smoke from straighening their hair. I will never understand why people allow their hair to burn for any sake. Another fire alarm was set off my dudes spraying a smelly rug with axe and getting it on the smoke detector which set it off cause axe is a fogger apparently.[/img] |
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| Author: | AskTheMagic8Ball [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:32 pm ] |
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my freshman year someone set off a smoke detector ot 4:30 AM trying unsuccessfully to make ramen. Who does that? Luckily, I was awake and knew what was going on, so prior to going outside into the sub-zero temperature and 2 feet of snow, I went back to my room, threw pants, a sweatshirt, a coat, and boots on...then went out... |
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| Author: | Karenjacktastic [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:36 pm ] |
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Last year someone blew up our microwave trying to make chicken nuggets. How do you f*ck that up? |
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| Author: | emajohann [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:57 pm ] |
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someone in my friend's dorm set it on fire by accidently spilling water on her vibrator............. |
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| Author: | Aaron [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:10 pm ] |
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LaZy wrote: More on the topic of stupid people: the girls next door set off the fire alarm with the smoke from straighening their hair. I will never understand why people allow their hair to burn for any sake. Another fire alarm was set off my dudes spraying a smelly rug with axe and getting it on the smoke detector which set it off cause axe is a fogger apparently.[/img] "LINANCY" Heheh. (Sorry, I'm a spelling/grammar nazi) Ok, my roommate in college was a raging alcoholic. The first night back from winter break, he and a friend of his got shitfaced, and while trying to shake free a snack from the snack machine in the next building, crashed through the glass. They proceeded to loot the machine of all its contents, including ... Trojans. Another time, my girlfriend came up to visit for a couple days. He was going to stay somewhere else for the night. He came in at about 2:30am (I had an 8am class) while we were sleeping. As he was creeping over towards my bed, I lifted my head up just in time to see him drop a half-dead lobster on my g/f's head. I snatched it just after it hit her, threw it at him, and yelled at him to get the f*ck out. Turns out he had SHOPLIFTED THE LOBSTER. He stuck his hand in the tank, pulled it out, and put it IN HIS PANTS. I am not kidding. Soon after that, he got himself thrown out of school. |
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| Author: | LaZy [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:17 pm ] |
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I have no idea why spell check didn't get that, someone mentioned it earlier. |
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| Author: | Karenjacktastic [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:31 pm ] |
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My friend was coming back from a party, and a guy he was with wanted to shut up the juice machine that would never stop beeping. He kicked the glass panel. That shut it up, but also sliced his leg up pretty badly. |
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| Author: | ReverendPhill [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:02 pm ] |
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Seems like college is a blast. |
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| Author: | aka_twitch [ Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:27 pm ] |
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ReverendPhill wrote: Seems like college is a blast. And all I ever did was cut class to smoke and play euchre. Silly me. I didn't start seriously drinking until two years after I dropped out. 
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| Author: | STEVEN PARKER [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:36 am ] |
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DID ANYONE MISS THE FACT THAT HE STUFFED A LIVE LOBSTER DOWN HIS PANTS? |
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| Author: | Aiyana Catori [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:07 am ] |
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STEVEN PARKER wrote: DID ANYONE MISS THE FACT THAT HE STUFFED A LIVE LOBSTER DOWN HIS PANTS? Lobsters in stores generally have the little rubber bands on their claws, don't they? Anyway, yeah, I laughed a LOT when I read that. Yay I can't wait for Cornell. Turning in my application sometime within the next couple weeks. *crosses fingers* |
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| Author: | aka_twitch [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:49 pm ] |
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STEVEN PARKER wrote: DID ANYONE MISS THE FACT THAT HE STUFFED A LIVE LOBSTER DOWN HIS PANTS? How do you add to or top that? You could have the movie go on after the world blows up, but what's the point? |
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| Author: | Karenjacktastic [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:33 pm ] |
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aka_twitch wrote: STEVEN PARKER wrote: DID ANYONE MISS THE FACT THAT HE STUFFED A LIVE LOBSTER DOWN HIS PANTS? How do you add to or top that? You could have the movie go on after the world blows up, but what's the point? You could stuff fireworks down your pants and light them. That would be more badass. |
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| Author: | aka_twitch [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:45 pm ] |
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Karenjacktastic wrote: You could stuff fireworks down your pants and light them. That would be more badass. Anyone dumb enough to do that is doing the world a favor. |
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| Author: | Dan of Magic Goat [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:06 pm ] |
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yesterday my friend was paid $15 to roller blade around campus. he was wearing spandex with a thong over it, an orange middy shirt, a courdoroy hat and a pyramid belt on his shoulders. he also had to sing we are the champions by queen. for an additional few dollars he asked a random ugly girl for her number while he was dressed in this ridiculous manner. she gave it to him. he ended it all with a spectacular fall at the bottom of a hill. on a side note this same kid took a bad fall a week ago that he had to go to the hospital for. he will have a nice scar on his fave from that one. |
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